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By Simon Wells (Lost Cat)


This is a game that was taught to me and is really addictive and annoying. THIS GAME WAS TAUGHT TO ME IN 1998. It's complicated so bear with me. Full rules will be posted at - You are currently winning the game, because you don't yet know it. I am losing because I am thinking about the game. As soon as you think about the game you have lost, and must say out loud 'I have just lost'. You are winning until you think about the game. I was winning for 8 hours once until I saw a soccer match which made me think about 'The game', and so I lost. If other people remember the game and shout out 'I just lost', it'll probably make you lose too, which is annoying if you've lasted 3 hours! So next time you think about this game, shout out 'I just lost', and see how long it was you were winning for. This game is annoying so pass it on to your friends and get them playing too. (Damn, I just lost, again!)

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